Constitutional Right to Sex Orgies?

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I sure fucking hope so!

Earth Losing Dirt?

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How can the Earth be losing dirt?

Read the article and maybe it’ll make sense.

Well, it still makes little sense to me…

Man Drinks 4 Red Bulls Every Night, Finally Gets Heart Attack

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He is one big nutcase.

Not only does the amount of caffeine and other stimulants going to affect your metabolism and cardiovascular health, it might be fucking with your brain as well. Always think twice before drinking any energy drink. Only consume when ABSOLUTELY necessary.

Diggnation - Episode 142

Guns are not fun.

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Here’s a good one.

Somewhere here in Manila, two idiots thought about settling their differences with an old-fashioned gun duel. They ended up hurting each other. Good thing that neither of them died.

And again, as I would always tell people, you may think that you’re tough, but you should never pick fights with anyone.

Keep it in the ring.